When Bumble BFF Goes Wrong

I thought things couldn’t get much worst….but yet, as soon as you say that out loud they totally get worse.

I was doing my casual swiping of left, right, left on Bumble BFF looking for a new girl squad. If you don’t know what Bumble is, it’s a dating app where the girls have to message the guys first in 24 hours or you lose your love match forever (ever….ever)! They added a new feature called Bumble BFF where you can look for girl friends, not to get it confused with girlfriends, in your area to do normal girl stuff: gossip, drink wine, Netflix binge on Grey’s Anatomy, etc. Well, I matched with this blonde hair-blue-eyed-freckled girl on BFF…or so I thought. We exchanged a few messages and I told her if she wasn’t doing anything by the weekend to call me so we can hang! Completely innocent. Our schedules were conflicting so it pushed our meet up a week out but this morning we finally went and grabbed some coffee. And food because of course I’m the only one that ate because I can never say no to food.

It wasn’t awkward at all and she was normal! It was more normal than half the guy dates i’ve been on which was a relief. We finished our coffee…and food..and went home. I was thinking to myself on the way home that I met a potential friend and was so excited. It’s lonely out here in lala land and you need your girls to keep you sane. Ya feel?

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I get a text 30 min later saying she wanted to clarify things and didn’t know if I wanted to be just friends. I was so confused by this and had to bring in reinforcements. I got the roomie to evaluate the text and we sat there puzzled because I thought for sure we had met on Bumble BFF…….WRONG.

I definitely accidentally clicked on “seeking women” and swiped right on her. She told me she only liked girls and thought initially I had too when we matched.  I felt so bad and wondered how many other people I had done that too.  I’m strictly dickly and have no intentions of going the other way. It was an honest mistake and I felt so bad that I probably led her on for a week! We talked it out and realized how much of an idiot I was and that I needed to be careful but she said we can still be friends. I totally hope she meant it!

This would happen to me.

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2 Comments

  1. Sara
    May 3, 2016 / 11:32 pm

    Hahah damn she probably got so wet thinking how hot you were next time you get hit on at least give the girl a kiss

  2. Drew
    May 4, 2016 / 1:53 am

    This post made me laugh a bunch. I know that if I was a girl I would be more than capable of doing this very thing. Not once. Not twice. But over and over again. Life is hard sometimes.

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